sup n***as im 90 FUCK YEAH I WANNA RAPE YOU ALL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! 11111111>:D
Just kidding, I'm 19 now. I'm nearing the end of my lifespam(Ha, lifeSPAM! get it? huh? no? fuck you!) since the apocalypse is coming up pretty soon. I think it's a good thing considering how shitty life is going to be in the near future. Growing up sucks. :'(
But on a seriouser note, it's been a fun few years trolling and spamming this site; after all the shit I've been through here and IRL, I realized that it was pretty worthwhile spending my time here on newgrounds as thespammer. Yeah, I know pissed some people off and I know I made a couple laugh, but now I feel like it's time to move on to more important things.
I will be leaving for college later this month to begin my pursuit for a career in animation, but my concentrations will mainly consist of partying and drug abuse. I do have to thank newgrounds for being one of the first things that inspired me to start making cartoons. If I never made this account, I wouldn't have made those retarded animations and I wouldn't have explored my "creativity".
I do not know what kind of life awaits me, but I'm sure it will be interesting. Chances are I'll be too busy to check up on this site or I'll be gone so long I'll forget my password or something like that. Maybe if I remember this about this account I'll return with some slightly better drawn animations and other crap. Who knows what to expect.
I've made some pretty close friends in the beginning, it's a shame they disappeared. If any of you are reading this then let me say thank you guys for making newgrounds awesome for me.
I know that I've claimed many times before that I was going to leave, and I always return. Even when I'm "gone" I still check up on my page just to see if I got any messages or comments. Old habits die hard, especially for an attention whore like myself.
To prove that I'm leaving for good, I shall reveal a few truths about myself:
I am not black nor albino black despite the fact that I say N****r/N***a all the time. I merely find it amusing to act ghetto and shit; n***a. >:D
I am NOT gay; However, I find gay jokes to be humorous and I sometimes pretend to be gay just to get reactions from people. Please do not judge me.
You guys probably already know that I love Lady Gaga. No seriously, I've had wet dreams about her and I've fapped many a good times to her as well. I strongly believe I will get to bang her daily when I become famous somehow. I also adore her music :3
I am not a racist, since I treat everyone as equally as I can. Technically, I dislike each race in their own special way. I simply don't show it IRL it because everyone will hate me if I do. Fuck this politically correct society anyway.
I chose to remain a virgin for life even with my immense amount of sex appeal. That means I don't rape nor have I. However, I WILL resist the attractive young women in college. I...Must! (Uh oh, my stupid hormones are acting up again) >:O
I don't live in spamland, I live on Earth. Hell I don't even care that much about the spam meats; its just something that was associated with my character.
I... think im borderline unretartded? That is really hard for me to determine. I know that I can at least function to some degree.
EDIT: I am not immortal nor undestructable. My penis does not have any superpowers either. It would be pretty cool though.
EDIT: My voice isnt really that distorted IRL. I was simply trying to imitate Batman's gutteral voice and ended up with a retartded fail version, which I used for my character. I have yet to do it correctly....Or I'll just stick with it. Also, Anne Hatheway is SMOKIN in dat catsuit. She makes my Dark Knight rise. Yummy :3
And I do have an original account; thespammer was simply an experiment that grew into something special. No I am not telling you my original account's name. And no, I am keeping this account forevar. U no can have login info. >:P
So there you have it; some credible information about me, the person behind this trollface mask. Of course I won't ever reveal myself for obvious reasons, but at least some of the mysteries surrounding me are now solved. The only downside of doing this is that I just ruined the enigma of thespammer and undid all of it's jokes, which gave it appeal in the first place; therefore thespammer is now dead... Hmm, that was a depressing ending. :/
HAH I was just kidding ma n****rs let us devour all the penises in the world!111111111 :9
No...it's not the same anymore... :'(
Spammy Spam Mcspammerton