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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATS UP MY FUCKING N****RS

2016-08-15 18:58:02 by thespammer
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SUP YALL I MADE A NEW SPAM A WHILE AGO LAST MONTH OR SOMETHIN G BUT I COULDNT SUBMIT IT DUE TO THE SENSORSHIP IN NORTH KOREA ANYWAY IM BACK IN SPAMLAND, AFRICA OR SOMETHING AND I HAV A NEW RELEASE FOR YALL KIDS TO SEE!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

 

it was uspoed to be based on current events at the time, but alas i am over a month later and the world has shifted its focus to other equally meaningless things like some gorilla black man who got shot, some anime bullshit game, teh great erection, and now the faggolympics. either way, its still relevatn in teh long term i guess.

either way, i decided to try with aftereffects and i broke it i hope u leik dis my niggachild :3

pls vot anything abov a 1 lol :3

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/679601

adn its on youtube!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1CPBunEw70

 

hai faggots heres another thing for ya ;)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/696890?updated=1500867961

it died nao heres teh youtubes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPAILsM4jlw

if u want the shitty backgroundmusic for any reason here it is you nigger:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/757364?updated=1501092987



sup nigers its been a while ive been ubsy with school and IRL but thats ok because i managed to cook out a delicous spam for u :

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/675047(blam med)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/675068?updated=1463984979 (destoryed)

Pls watch and rate and i hope u will gain something new in ur lief from this 8==============D

 

WHYB DO U NIGGERS KEEP BLAMMING MY SHIT WAT DO U HOP TO ACOOMPLUSH 

 

its also on youtube

adn devaintart



t. i ponder the very fulitlyt of mankinds aimlessness towards the nothing. its as if man hasnt persued anything meaningful enough to constitute such an existence. behold, the folly of retards like me and.

testing testing 123, i have a pubic announcement to make:
hello and goodmorning world, i have coem to tell u all, that aside fromt he fact that we are all retards, we are also really very gay and of course the font of this typeface is the same as the typeface in pornographic images such as this one i know how we can do this obstinate daytime for we are of all one speices of creatures known as the retardians the retatdians guarded the once fragil and sacral holy site of the fagloffians and the fagloffions onec decided to have a hawt gay retarded sex with a dinisouar named fuckfacenomnomnomnomnom i eat boogers with brains lololololololol god how this is a sepentery in the penitentiary of the instutution of prostitution of retardedness i can feel the stupidity emenate from the land of rape known as spamland i cant even begin to fathom this creation of large egglike fetuses this doesnt make whales any bigger than they are the whales penis is 5feet long, the blue wahle to be exact, the wallffle blue (freudian sloip) whale is fucking shaperoning a llama elephantitus dude im so fucking hungry right now lol

and i maek an new spamination lol pls ejjoi :P
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/665814?updated=1 (blamed)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/665844?updated=1 (great sucess)

youtube version

on teh deviantart


fuk u

2015-06-23 23:52:13 by thespammer
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fuk u all!



How shal i start dis?

well i wanted to make a spamination for u guys dis summer but because of some bullshit that happend and shit that i cant making anything i wanted. In short, i had a really really shitty summer "break" wchich was barely a fucking break for me lol. most of it consisted of me slaving(black joke) away at stuff i really didnt want to waste my damn  time doing, but alas it has been wasted.  looks like ill have to start college broke, stressed, and pretty fucking miserable.

in the meantimes, im gonna be moving to my dorm tomorrow and im just gonna let u guys know that i really want to make new shits for you, epsecially since my last flash kept getting blammed here cus of some overly politically correct faggotry of this community.  oh well.

you can still fap to it here in its purest form here.

anyway im hoping that some of the crap i learn at school will help me make my spaminations worse than ever before, although i might relocate cus newgrounds is a fucking piece of shit.  at least u dont gots to pass ur flashes thru judgement on deviant art lol

Since im going away to college im gonna be alot busier which means ill have to put everything on hold whcih is kinda gay but thats how i am, i am a huge faggot you nigger.

im still feeling a bit uneasy about going to college, if you guys recall i got kicked out of a different school a while ago...

as for what ive been up to lately, ive been busy smoking weed, playing with my fleshlight, hating my life, and of course just chilling whenever possible.  

I really hope things go well this time, cus if not ill probably go postal lmao

yee dats it nigger, bai.


I GOT ACCEPTED BY AN ART SKOOLS MUTHAFUCKASSSSSSS

2014-03-11 19:51:23 by thespammer
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WOOOOT FUCK YEAH NIGGERS IM GOIN TO ART SKOOL AT LAST LOL FUN FACT DID YOU KNOW HITLER WAS REJECTED FROM ART SCHOOL TWICE?!?!?!??!! SO WAS I SO I GUESS IM AWESOME LIKE HITLER EXCEPT IM STILL GOIN TO ART SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE WORSER SPAMINATIONS AND SHIT YAY FUCK YEAH NIGGA IM WAY TO HAPPY TO EXIST IN THIS DIMENTION IM SO FUCKING HAPPY IM TRANSCENDING DIMENTIONS IM HIGH AS FUCK SO I CAN RAPE NIGGERS IN DIFFRENT DIMENITONS AND AT COLLEGE YAY IM GOING TO RULE THE WORLD IMA BE LIKE HITLER 2.0 EXCEPT I BE A SLIGHTLY BETTER ARTIST THAN HE ARE LOL YES NIGGERS

 

Also im currently working on a spamination, hoepfully ill finish this one for reals instead of scrapping almost everything I start... Oh fuck i actually did lol

last one got blammed so here it are again

suck my cock pls

heres the shitty quality youtube version, till then i might just keep trying to reupload it here lmao

I want rape now pls. :3

I set up a deviant art lol not sure what im gonna put on it


This is how I lost my facebook account...

2013-09-27 18:05:13 by thespammer
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Well, my facebook account is now indefinetely locked because it is run by some n****r assholes.
a few days ago i tried logging in my facebook, only to find that i was temporarily suspended.
they had me identify pictures of my friends and that shit, then they needed a photo ID proving that my name "Spammy Mcspam" is real.

I sent them a picture ID proving my existence, but they didnt buy it, so i got this email: (see top picture)
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Hi,

Facebook is a community where people use their real identities. We require everyone to provide their real first and last names and real birthday so you always know who you're connecting with. Your account is temporarily suspended because it doesn’t list your real name.

To reopen this account, please reply to this email stating your real name as it would be listed on a government-issued ID, like a
passport or driver's license. Once we know your real name, we will correct the name on your account and reactivate it.

Your name can’t include:
- Symbols, numbers, unusual capitalization, repeating characters, or punctuation
- Characters from multiple languages
- Titles of any kind (ex: professional, religious, etc.)

Other things to keep in mind:
- Nicknames can be used as your first or middle name if they're a variation of your real first, middle, or last name (like Bob instead of Robert)
- You can always list an alternative name on your account: https://www.facebook.com/help/?faq=131728300237162
- Only one person's name can be listed on the account – timelines are for individual use only
- Pretending to be anything or anyone is not allowed

If you’re worried about your privacy, you can restrict who can find you in searches
from the “Connecting on Facebook” page. To get to this page, click on the Privacy Settings link in the Account menu at the top of every Facebook page.

If you ever come across another account with a name that violates our policies, feel free to report it by using the “Report/block this Person” link located on that account.

Note that we will not be able to open your account until you respond to this email with your real name. Also, once we update your account with your real name you won’t be able to change the name on your account. Sorry for the inconvenience.

For more information on our name policies, please visit:

https://www.facebook.com/help/?page=258984010787183

Thanks,

Walter
User Operations
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Afterwards I ranted at him cus i was pissed off
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Seriously?

I've used facebook on this account for YEARS and never had a single issue about my name until the past few months. Since when did facebook suddenly start caring about this trivial bullshit? Why in the fuck am I being treated as I would at a border patrol checkpoint?! Since when the fuck do you people have the right to demand my papers?! I JUST WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS GODDAMMIT!!!! I dont see how you people at facebook get to judge whether somebody's name is legitimate or not; facebook is not an authoritative figure. It is and should stay a service FOR people, instead of dictating everybody and playing god. This makes sense I guess; with all that information about various people you guys just couldn't keep your greedy hands off of it. You guys just HAD to share that shit with the government so they could keep everyone under surveillance and as a result, you have to filter out the phony-looking accounts to save space in your databanks.
You people also enjoy laying more and more unnecessary rules and regulations over time; looks like your popularity has gotten to your thick fucking skulls. I made this account in order to connect with my friends that I made over the internet for the past few years, and I guess ill never be able to contact them ever again thanks to you people bitching about me needing a "real" name; because YOU guys said so and YOU want it your way. I can assure you that I am indeed very real, and the friends that I connect with regularly with this account are also real. I've had real laughs with my friends on this account, I've shared real stories with them, and I've honestly had more fun with them than I do with most other people, but you arbitrarily decide it isnt real. I keep getting these fucking emails about unread notifications, and I wont ever be able to check them because you people simply enjoy raping me. Is it really that difficult to just let me resume
using my account as it was, as "Spammy Mcspam"? Obviously not, but it is for you guys because youre all so tight assed. So in conclusion: fuck facebook, and fuck you Walter. Oh and please give a big FUCK YOU to that sellout Zuckerberg. You can put your face to my ass for all I care, maybe I can make a better social network than that the piece of shit everyone else uses. I'll call it AssFace.

Very insincerely,

Spammy Spam Mcspammerton
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I was surprised to get a response but anyway I got it
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Hi,

We're sorry, but the only way we will be able to reopen this account is if you reply to this email and attach a color image of your photo ID confirming your full name and date of birth.

If you don't have a government-issued photo ID, we'll accept a copy of a photo ID (ex: a work or school ID) and a copy of a government-issued document verifying your name and age (ex: a birth certificate). We'll permanently delete these documents after we resolve your issue.

Note that your account will remain locked if you don't respond with ID that meets these requirements.

Thanks,

Walter
User Operations
Facebook

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I sent him the second picture of my "ID" after spending a few minutes editing it on microsoft paint. (see bottom picture)
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Dear Walter,

Well fine then, here it is.
Id like to go by the portion of my name underlined, as you can see my full name will be a tad bit long.

-Adolfo Hitler
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Hi,

We can't give you access to this account or take any other action on it because you haven't provided an acceptable ID that matches the information listed on the account.

This account will remain locked as a security precaution. We're sorry for the inconvenience, but this decision is final.

Thanks,

Walter
User Operations
Facebook

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Seeing that my attempts to get my account back was FUBAR, I decided to try my luck for a fuck.
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Dear Assface,

I am very disappointed in you Walter, keeping my account locked isnt going make anything "safer".
Society will continue its downward spiral, poverty and famine will continue its spread, the economy will continue to worsen, international relations will continue exacerbating, our environment will continue dying, and so forth.
Locking one person's account isnt going to solve any of these problems, especially if you did it for your own selfish reasons.

Are you worried that my account might go turbo and start causing all this?
Thats fucking stupid; its like forcing me to put a condom on my dildo; I might as well just lick it clean or use it as it is.

I better get a good reason for this "security precaution".

Anyway, I will only forgive you if you allow me to keep my penis locked deep up your rectum as you have locked my account away for good.
It is only fair at this point; you take something from me, I get to take something from you. In this case it will be your virginity.*;;) batting eyelashes

-Spammy Mcspam
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I have yet to get a response back, but if I do ill post it here.

Looking back at this short exchange I find it kind of amusing, although now ive lost contact with some good internet pals and fuck buddies.
I think ill just have to make a new account...

The image on top was what I used first, the second one was used after they said it wont work :P

TLDR: i got locked out of my facebook for good and I also want to rape you for skipping through all this funny shit you faggot.

I added my skype for no apparent reason, hit me up n****rs!

I have finally created a new, genuiner facebook. ADD ME PLS!!!!!!1111111 :D

This is how I lost my facebook account...


I GOT REJECTED BY ART SKOOL AGAIN FML

2013-04-03 01:06:06 by thespammer
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Shit, I dont even know where to begin...

So I basically spent my time after being kicked out of my last shitty skool working on a brand new portfolio for my dream school.
Then one fine day, I found out i was rejected by them and the other one I applied to.
Once again, I am back to square one.
I haven't felt such disappointment before, especially after seeing myself studying and enjoying life there.
I thought I stood a chance...I feel like a complete failure.

I've decided give up going to any sort of 4 year college completely and i suppose ill just make my way around as an indie artist somehow.

A good chunk of the pain as receded, however I am left unsure of what I'm gonna be doing for the rest of my life.

Don't worry though, I'll still be making my shitty animations to pass the time
I got a decent sized cartoon I'm working on, and its looking pretty bad(as intended).
EDIT: yeah scratch that, i totally scrapped it lol. I hope to start spaminating early next year, since i will have much more time then.

Come to think of it, I got rejected from the same school twice, like Hitler did...
Maybe I should start being a Hitler for a livin lol yeah it just might work for me! :o



Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
Remember when I said I was gonna leave newgrounds for good?
Well apparently, shit happened.
I no longer attend the college I got into...in fact I only got to stay a few days before getting booted out.
Anyways, my life is boring once again. I did end up getting a job which is ok.
At least not going to that skool has given me time to apply to other art schools, preferably the schools on top of my list.
um I guess ill just hang around here since there's not too much to do.
Im still embarrased about making such an epic newspost last time and making up so many lies to mindfuck all of you for the years to come, and now suddenly I returned with my genitals exposed.
but dont worry n***a, I still maked something to show you.

My spaminating skills have really diteriorated whatever fuck da polise n***aaaaaaaa :3

Out of the grave, and onto the dick of a necrofeliac


Happy Birthdead to me.

2012-08-01 19:41:59 by thespammer
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sup n***as im 90 FUCK YEAH I WANNA RAPE YOU ALL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! 11111111>:D

 

TL;DR: Well, that's it faggot.

kbai.

Sincerely,

Spammy Spam Mcspammerton